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I have a fantasy…

By Rajesh Setty on Mon 05 Mar 2007, 10:57 PM - 5 Comments

Sometimes, I just wish, many of my friends (that I have never met) out there know that

* I am NOT interested in doing business with so many cool business people from Nigeria who somehow find my email address while “researching” for a reputable business person in this country.

* I know I have WON the UK/Spanish/German lottery. But I want to give other people a chance. So you can stop contacting me.

* I currently don’t need any medication from a number of pharmacies that are selling drugs online.

* I don’t need OEM software from Microsoft. I am currently using a MacBook.

* I don’t have a Paypal account so how can I update one?

* I can’t read chinese so I don’t know what the offer is :( Please send the translated version. I am getting a feeling that I might be missing something VERY important.

* I don’t have time to get into a home based business. I know I can make an extra $500 – $1000 per week. It sounds tempting but sorry – no time for now.

* I don’t buy or sell stocks. So I am sad that many of the stock tips you are sending are going waste.  Can I forward these tips to my friends who do trade stocks? I was not sure and I want to be careful about forwarding this privileged information.

* I know that you are saying that I need to change passwords for many of my accounts in many banks where I don’t have accounts. When I open accounts in those banks, I will come back and change the passwords. Thanks for the alerts.

* I currently have a good watch. So I don’t need an Omega replica. I know that it is a steal. But what will I do with my current watch that is original? I pass…

* Ditto for Rolex replicas too…

* Almost forgot. Ditto for Cartier watches too…

* same for Bvlgari watches

* No time to play in online casinos. I have bookmarked all the links that you have sent. When I do have time, I will be sure to visit each one of them.

* I checked with my doctor. He said No. I understand that the sale on Human Growth Harmones ends soon. I will pass for now.

I would have replied to everyone individually but I know that you are all busy sending emails to other people and you may not have time to read my replies.

Did I say – I have a fantasy…

 

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5 Comments so far, Add Yours

Anonymous  on March 6th, 2007

If I ever start a “Things that make me smile” category – this post will lead off:-)

Anonymous  on March 6th, 2007

Very nice one Rajesh!

Anonymous  on March 6th, 2007

Wow! This is something called “The Classic Sarcasm!”
Bravo!

Anonymous  on March 7th, 2007

Aditya, Ravi and Mike:
Thank you for your comments. I am glad you liked this.
Also, thanks to all others who sent me emails privately. I promise to reply to all of you very soon.
Meanwhile, I don’t want to miss the other compelling unsolicited offers in my Inbox :)
Best,
Raj

Anonymous  on March 7th, 2007

Sounds like a business idea to capitalize on..
-manoj

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